中式英语搞笑段子

2026-06-01

- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(为什么番茄变红了?因为它看到了沙拉酱!) - I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.(我告诉我的妻子她的眉毛画得太高了。她看起来很惊讶。) - Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make...

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有哪些搞笑的中式英语

2026-05-31

We two who and who ? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 How are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你 You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你 You me you me 彼此彼此 You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住! Know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知 … American Chinese not enough 美中不足 Watch...

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