关于圣诞节的英语小故事

英语小故事一

锄地

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?

答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)

英语小故事二

The thief and the judge

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked。

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant。

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner。